Oi Casanova, don't you be tryin' it on with my woman no more, you testosterone fueled hunkachunkaluvinmachine. You mustachioed lotharios are all the same with your wooing and your hips-a-gyratin' and your giving it all the "Hey Beybee's" with your husky manliness.
Word of warning to any ladies who might be coming to watch this self-styled sexual buffalo...
MAKE SURE THAT YOU'RE WEARING AN EXTRA PAIR OF KNICKERS BECAUSE HIS DAMNED SILVER TONGUE WILL TALK YOU OUT OF YOUR FIRST PAIR QUICKER THAN IT TAKES TO SAY 'ROHYPNOL'!
If Casanova was an emoticon, he would blatently be this one:
You have been warned!