I just got back from my little trek to Tesco and on the way back I heard a woman's high pitched voice shouting "Topsy! Tooopsy!!!". I knew what that meant- a dog. I happen to be a little scared of dogs, and this was one of those scary looking ones. Like a little bull terrier thing.
The woman was clealry trying to call it in but Topsy had other ideas. She (I assume it's a she with a name like Topsy) was sniffing around the bushes and then noticed me. She came dawdling up to me (not running, to my relief) and looked up at me. I was a bit wary so looked back and said hello, whilst walking away as quickly as I could without drawing attention to the fact.
As I walked past the owner, I heard her say "F***ing idiot". I thought she was talking about the dog but when I turned around I was suprised to see she was glaring at me. I just smiled sweetly and carried on my way.

???
I was a little confused to say the least. Did she think I was preventing the dog from listening to her? Did she think I was calling it to me? I quite clearly barely acknowledged it, and she was close enough to see that.
The dog is now running around the field playing with some children and I can still hear her calling it. So maybe the children are now to blame for her lack of control? Of course, anyone but herself.
Blooming idiot!
