Thread: What have you done to yourself while doing something you enjoy?

Originally Posted by evildrneil

You managed to cut your ankle while eating chocolate? I can see why you would be embarrassed

SSSHHHH!!!

No need to shout ...

I'm so accident prone!

I'm quite often in the photography stuido at college and I always trip up on wires, burn myself on hot lights or cover myself in developer!
I ruined my favourite tea dress when I splashed myself developing a film. I didn't noticed until I was in broad daylight and it looked like I had wee all over myself!!!:cry:

Worst thing I've done is knock out my cousins front tooth when we were 7 and wrestling on her 4 poster bed! :blackeye:


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Ok, you want EMBARRASSING when doing something wot one enjoys???? I will tell this as it was ok? When I left my first wife in 1987, I dated a lass who we will call Tracy. One night we are in bed bonking our brains out as usual, this was the third time that day and my willy was suffering a wee bit. So, it is about 1am and willy says to daddy "Daddy? I have had enough, I am going to sleep". Now, for them wot do not know these things, when the willy decides to go to sleep, any rubber macs he is wearing tend to fall of.........................................So, it is NOW 01:55 and we are sat sitting in Poole General waiting for herself to go and get said rubber mac removed.............Surgically...................A ll I can hear is massive amounts of hesterical laughing and supressed giggles from herself and the nurses behind the curtain in the cubical.......................As Tracey comes out I see the "thing" they use to remove such objects, it is about 24 inch long and made of steel.............I stand up to give herself a cuddle and she looks at me and in front of ALL the emergancy room says "Nah John, you can go home now, I have just been fucked by Super Man!"

oooh now that is embarassing but i like Tracy's humouRR

Originally Posted by Michelle Moi Belle

Ok, you want EMBARRASSING when doing something wot one enjoys???? I will tell this as it was ok? When I left my first wife in 1987, I dated a lass who we will call Tracy. One night we are in bed bonking our brains out as usual, this was the third time that day and my willy was suffering a wee bit. So, it is about 1am and willy says to daddy "Daddy? I have had enough, I am going to sleep". Now, for them wot do not know these things, when the willy decides to go to sleep, any rubber macs he is wearing tend to fall of.........................................So, it is NOW 01:55 and we are sat sitting in Poole General waiting for herself to go and get said rubber mac removed.............Surgically...................A ll I can hear is massive amounts of hesterical laughing and supressed giggles from herself and the nurses behind the curtain in the cubical.......................As Tracey comes out I see the "thing" they use to remove such objects, it is about 24 inch long and made of steel.............I stand up to give herself a cuddle and she looks at me and in front of ALL the emergancy room says "Nah John, you can go home now, I have just been fucked by Super Man!"

Landing on my wrist whilst pole dancing!

Metal Pole, Laminate Flooring and my Wrist is not a good combination.
Huge Crack and me just sat there whimpering *still sat on my wrist*

Ouchies

Fifi Champagne x

Originally Posted by Fifi Champagne

Landing on my wrist whilst pole dancing!

Metal Pole, Laminate Flooring and my Wrist is not a good combination.
Huge Crack and me just sat there whimpering *still sat on my wrist*

Ouchies

Fifi Champagne x

i shall join you with a pole dancing accident, I did a chopper managed to tarp my nerve in my back and when i moved my arm went into pain!!!
drunk in town i managed to twisty and whack myself into a raidiator, and also land with a crack when i fell from upside down onto my back!

Originally Posted by Fifi Champagne

Landing on my wrist whilst pole dancing!

Metal Pole, Laminate Flooring and my Wrist is not a good combination.
Huge Crack and me just sat there whimpering *still sat on my wrist*

Ouchies

Fifi Champagne x

Ouchiepoo indeedy!!!Did you carry on though??

Ant.x

Mine was a combination of tight-lacing and sex, well in that I was wearing a corset whilst having sex. Heard a loud twang and thought one of the bones in my corset had gone. I was gutted, and as it felt like it as digging in me I started to take it off and very quickly discovered it was my rib that had gone twang and not the corset. Through the excruciating pain I was still rather relieved the corset was fine!

Had a large posh family wedding the next day though, and as the story got around as to why I was injured much fun was had at my expense, including my grandparents finding it hilarious!

I am glad I am not the only one who had injured themselves while doing something the enjoy!

oooh ouch that sounds really painful - glad to hear the corset was good though!

Originally Posted by Midnight Blue

Mine was a combination of tight-lacing and sex, well in that I was wearing a corset whilst having sex. Heard a loud twang and thought one of the bones in my corset had gone. I was gutted, and as it felt like it as digging in me I started to take it off and very quickly discovered it was my rib that had gone twang and not the corset. Through the excruciating pain I was still rather relieved the corset was fine!

Had a large posh family wedding the next day though, and as the story got around as to why I was injured much fun was had at my expense, including my grandparents finding it hilarious!