Thread: Weird Crushes

Originally Posted by Bella De Jac

Good lord man! Never apologise for yourself!

I just spent the evening at a cabaret night, at which one of the performers was dressed like a...well...vagina. She did the most hilarious stand-up comedy based around the use of the word c**t, so I don't think tricky wordplay could offend me right now!

I'll hold you to that!
Amen to the certain role rule! For me that would include Renee Zelwegger in Empire Records! Basically made before she thought the world cared. Not too shabby indeed! And Kate Beckinsale just wasn't attractive until Underworld! She just didn't quite look the same in Shooting Fish! I could never love a girl with the same hair as me...

Originally Posted by December Charm

I go for gay men a lot too. I used to have the BIGGEST crush on my body piercer. He made me go weak at the knees. But unfortunately he is very very gay

Hmmmmmmmm, with me being Bi does that mean I am in with "HALF" a chance heh, heh, giggle, chortle...........Ok, ok, I know my place:duck:

Michelle.

Originally Posted by Bella De Jac

I just spent the evening at a cabaret night, at which one of the performers was dressed like a...well...vagina. She did the most hilarious stand-up comedy based around the use of the word c**t, so I don't think tricky wordplay could offend me right now!

Was it Mysti Vine?

Originally Posted by Michelle Moi Belle

Hmmmmmmmm, with me being Bi does that mean I am in with "HALF" a chance heh, heh, giggle, chortle...........Ok, ok, I know my place

Haha I have a really good reply to this but I don't know if I'm allowed to broadcast it.

Sorry for that unsatisfactory reply.

Originally Posted by Captain Badger

And Kate Beckinsale just wasn't attractive until Underworld!

You take that back! Did you see her in Pearl Harbor?

*dribbles*

But that was after Underworld! And lest we forget that Pearl Harbour sucked! They can't even spell Harbour, dammit!
Of course, this leads into quite an interesting segway, in which is it okay to fancy people who are quite clearly attractive, but they were starring in something truly abismal?
Great looks, cultural window-lickers.

Originally Posted by Fleur du Mal

Was it Mysti Vine?

Was indeedy! Funniest stand-up I've seen in a while. And she's just as mad in person so it's even better!

Originally Posted by Captain Badger

But that was after Underworld! And lest we forget that Pearl Harbour sucked! They can't even spell Harbour, dammit!
Of course, this leads into quite an interesting segway, in which is it okay to fancy people who are quite clearly attractive, but they were starring in something truly abismal?
Great looks, cultural window-lickers.

Nah see I looked this up before posting. Pearl Harbor (which I actually love!) - 2001. Underworld- 2003.

So ha!

Well I saw Underworld first, and Pearl Harbour has just had an extra 2 years to be rubbish. So nyah!

Oh shush! The point is- Kate Beckinsale is hot. Agreed?