Greetings one and all!

I am a shiny new type person that recently lost my nipple tassle virginity. Now I am hungry for more!

I'd like to make a little burlesque act, I have found a partner in crime, a lovely athletic young man with a similar strength/flexibility and sordid sense of humour to my own.

But the question is, where do we begin! It would be very lovely and kind of you to give me some Helpful Hints and Tips.

Big fat squishes and cups of tea xxx

That's a little vague honey, is there anything more specific you'd like help with?

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Hmmn, I think i'd like to find some clues as to how to go about inventing a routine.

Many thankingyous me lovelies x