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Originally Posted by James
I'm just wondering how many people saw this offer for cheap dazzle dust and got completely the wrong impression...
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You just reminded me of my boyfriend's dad... he bought this cheap t shirt from the market, seeing only 'colombian fair trade', plus a picture and some other writing on.
Now, I reckon most people actually look at what's on their clothes before buying them, but as he was probably too stoned to notice anyway, he just bought it, thinking the fair trade bit referred to "coffee or something."

He'd been sitting in the garden all day with it on. Everyone else was in and out of the house so didn't really notice, until he went upstairs to get changed to go to out for a meal, came back down, and my boyfriend's brother said "I'm well glad you took that shirt off before you went out dad, you'd look like a looney". When his dad just looked at him blankly he said "It's a cokehead's shirt."
On closer inspection the picture was a razor blade, and the writing said something like "top quality nose candy."
I don't think he'll be wearing that shirt again. He doesn't mind people knowing he's stoned off his head all the time, but apparently coke is a different story...