Fictional?! Fictional I hear ye say?!

Be ye trying to hornswaggle me? With heroines such as Grace O'Malley, the Pirate Queen of Connemara, Anne Bonney and Mary Read, the greatest piratical lassies to ever grace the seven seas yaharr.

Not forgetting the astounding, very much alive and kicking Scarlet O'Harlett, she can shiver me timbers, she be the finest pirate booty I ever did spy...

(probably shouldn't mention www.hotpiratebabes.com and their treasure chests....)

And anyway It wasn't Johnny Depp's fault....did ye not aspy there yonder Geena Davies in the scurvy Cutthroat island?? A movie so bad that any decent pirate would volunteer to walk the plank, put out their eyes with their cutlass or haul the keel rather than suffer the torture of watching it...

Arrrrrrrrr

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Google yields a poem, a movie, a song, and an episode of Popeye the Sailor Man. You're going to have to give us more than that ...

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Indeed, indeed - but sometimes ye can't beat a good bit o' fiction ...

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I admit I didn't really embrace the talking like a pirate, but I did change my avatar to something more piratical.

Ar(uora Polaris) me, er, lad - that be a fine lookin' pirate's hat ye got thar. Ar.

Now speakin' AS a sailor's bride, albeit long time since, I was most surprised to read that I might actually be a shaven monkey. Ar. It does, however, explain the electrolysis sessions most neatly. So, thank ee for that

We be startin' Treasure Island this evenin' afore Jim Lad hits his bunk. I be dreadin' doin' all the scratchy pirate voices, ar.

Just finished The Twits, by Cap'n Roald Dahl and for some inexplicable reason, Mrs Twit came out all Cornish in accent. Methinks I was just gettin' in practice for today and me pirate voice, ar.

PS - there really is a Talk Like A Pirate Website and here are the pirate jokes copied straight from it. Enjoy. Ar

Thar be only three pirate jokes in the world. The biggest one is the one that ends with someone usin' "Arrr" in the punchline. Oh, sure, thar be plenty o' these, but they're all the same damn joke.

"What's the pirate movie rated? - Arrr!"
"What kind o' socks does a pirate wear? - Arrrrgyle!"
"What's the problem with the way a pirate speaks? - Arrrrticulation!"

...and so forth.

The second joke is the one wear the pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o' his trousers. The bartender asks, "What the hell is that ships wheel for?" The pirate says, "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

And finally. A little boy is trick or treatin' on Halloween by himself. He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, "Where are your buccaneers?" The little boy responds, "On either side o' me 'buccan' head!"

Cap'n P

That is actually one of my most favourite jokes ever.

And for those of ye who'd rather wield your knitting sticks than your cutlass:

knitlikeapirate.com's tricorn hat

One for Cap'n Hook - Crochet Captain Jack

And Crafty Minx has loads of links to crafty knitty free piratey patterns

Yarrrrrr....nnnn

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Knit Like a Pirate! What an awesome name for a website!

And I so want to go to America now and find the Hot Pirate Babe guy and see if I can convince him I'm hot and piratey enough to become one of the babes ...

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It makes me want to knit so bad!!!

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Well I guess the Cabin Boy needs a rest.

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