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Old 09-16-2008, 09:35 PM
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Quite annoyed at channel four for leaving out the best part of a tackle box.
( anyone who didn't see there was a burlesque class on sex education tonight - hense the high volume of users at a guess ) -

Anyway liberating ones boobies was not mentioned at all.

I know that it is not a requirement but come of it.

The woman presenting is a comedian, i know she wouldn't have gotten her baps out before the watershead but her partner would have enjoyed it and they are comedy fodder.

Didn't recodnise the teacher sadly but the kitten climbing a tree pose was just classic.
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Dammit is that why its going so slow I'm seriously considering going to bed at a normal time.

And darn and blast it - why didn't anyone tell me to watch channel 4? I might have to find out about that 4OD thingy now....

If I can't find it will you teach me the kitten climbing the tree pose Heather....hang on that's just asking for it isn't it....oooh errrr
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Old 09-16-2008, 10:00 PM
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lol , ( insert pussy joke here )

It was kind of a cross between a rock climber and the suprise of being asaulted from behind.

( again insert joke here ) - Giggidy
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lol , ( insert pussy joke here )

It was kind of a cross between a rock climber and the suprise of being asaulted from behind.

( again insert joke here ) - Giggidy
Blimey that Jo King is a useless teacher then - she never showed us how to do that! I shall email her at once and demand my money back...how can I be expected to perform burlesque without that essential move!!

(I AM JOKING PEOPLE....FOR ALL OF YOU WHO REGULARLY DON'T GET IT WHEN I'M BEING SARCASTIC!)
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Old 09-17-2008, 07:54 AM
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Shit - when I read the title of this thread I thought Greggs had gone bust !!

Thank God it aint true ...

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Old 09-17-2008, 08:31 AM
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My rss feeds have sent me some reviews of the show (the one on sex ed, not the Hairy Bakers make pasties.....)

"Next it was burlesque dancing. The latest craze to hot up your sex life.... Anna doesn't care. She just lets it all hang out (I THOUGHT YOU SAID SHE DIDN'T GET HER BAPS OUT HEATHER?) Brilliant. Her burlesque was pretty good too, but I have to say I think my reaction to having someone do all that squirming and feather-twirling in front of me would be a barely-suppressed guffaw. Not the intended effect at all. - TV Scoop"

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"Speaking of ignorance, I have no idea what The Sex Education Show was supposed to be - a school-style anatomy lesson, another sermon about safe sex, or a slightly prurient exposé of teen hot-tub parties and middle-aged burlesque dancing? Was it made for teenagers, about teenagers, or by a teenager? The thirtysomething presenter certainly bore a resemblance to those over-the-top children's TV stars.

The overall effect was as much of a passion-killer as any old-fashioned moral lecture. When she showed 14-year-olds huge blow-ups of diseased genitalia - “Syphilis can actually cause death, which is pretty extreme!” - some suggested it might put them off sex for life. After watching this “X-rated” execrable educational guff, I almost knew how they felt - Times Online".


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Although I did see that the first episode got over 40 complaints to Ofcom....so now I'm intrigued. Gotta see anything the moral minority don't want me to....

And I still want to know the scared cat climbing a tree/rock climber/startled person move - I shall be expecting to see it at all the upcoming burlesque events, because forget 'if Dita doesn't do it, it isn't burlesque', I think we have a new standard as to what is or isn't burlesque.
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I saw a bit of that programme last week, and a little bit this week (I stayed with it to see the burlesque) and it looks pretty silly. The one I saw last week, they were talking about using condoms, and this ridiculously obvious gay man said that he didn't always use one, to which her reply was "don't you worry about getting the girl pregnant?" He kind of looked embarrassed for the presenter because he then had to say "...girl?" There was also a bit where they found out what porn school kids were looking at, then showed their parents. That was pretty funny, because while a couple of the mums looked completely disgusted, one just seemed to find it all very amusing And although the dads pretended that they were horrified, you could tell they couldn't care less, and probably enjoyed the chance to see some porn without having to make excuses.
I don't know about anyone else, but if I had a 15 year old son with internet in his bedroom, I'd be worried if I found out he wasn't watching porn.

Obviously any telly time that burlesque gets is good for publicity...but was anyone else a bit concerned about the fact that it was included on an episode which seemed mostly to deal with STIs?
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Greggs - welcome to the Greggs website
Oops, sorry wrong link.
Go to this link and you can watch the programme,
once you have downloaded the required software (free)
http://www.channel4.com/video/the......watchpage_box1
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