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09-15-2008, 10:37 PM
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is blonde xx
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I am extremely envious of your cleavage. I've no hope of even trying that  xx |
09-16-2008, 03:42 PM
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was a nice pie.
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Originally Posted by Captain Badger
Ha! Just caught this thread, and all I can say is a hearty well done, really! I'm pretty darn jealous, has to be said, for I cannot achieve such grace and glory with my ample, broad, yet flat as hell chest. Perhaps if I could find a glass made of velcro that would attach to my chest hair...Hmm...
That said, i did encounter a girl in a bar a few weeks back, trying to forcibly insert a JD and coke into my breast pocket...it began to put fear in me...
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Put on some weight and do a Leigh Bowery. (Boobs made of "will power more than anything")
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09-16-2008, 03:49 PM
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dip me in Berocca and throw me to the lesbians!
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Wow, that's 1 minute and 37 seconds I'm not getting back! Haha!
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09-16-2008, 04:50 PM
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was a nice pie.
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You should buy 'the Legend of Leigh Bowery' on dvd. Whole HOURS that you will never get back and, actually, never want back.
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09-16-2008, 05:13 PM
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I love to boogie......on a Saturday night.
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I want to teach myself to put lipstick on with my cleavage like in the Breakfast Club....it's an idea ahead of it's time with me though....
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That is hilarious, now what you need is just a little tuition, if I may be so bold.
How to Apply Lipstick: Hot Cleavage Trick - Video
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09-16-2008, 05:27 PM
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is still feeling ill
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yer but she used her hands to hold it still .... perhaps a lightly laced corset could do that.....  |
09-16-2008, 05:47 PM
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is keeping warm and toasty in front of the fire
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Originally Posted by Broomstick Pilot
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Ah now you see that was what I was trying to do....
(that's a lie as you'll probably guess from the non-lowcut t-shirt I'm wearing....I am trying to learn to do that, but haven't perfected getting a cupid's bow right via the cleavage, the pic is actually from when I let my 5 year old give me a makeover) |
09-16-2008, 09:16 PM
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Winner of Nicest and Sweetest award
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Wow! There's a potential make up artist if ever there was one! |
09-16-2008, 10:05 PM
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December's pet geek
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Captain Badger
That said, i did encounter a girl in a bar a few weeks back, trying to forcibly insert a JD and coke into my breast pocket...it began to put fear in me...
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Be glad she didn't try to insert it anywhere else!
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09-16-2008, 10:15 PM
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MoB Missives-keeping Royal Mail in business!
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Mr C if you say things like that whilst in my presence I shall....well I dont know yet, but I shall nonetheless!!! 
Axx
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