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Old 09-15-2008, 03:48 PM
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you just reminded me of when I held someones drink to ransom until he put money in the charity pot!
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:49 PM
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Old 09-15-2008, 03:52 PM
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Old 09-15-2008, 04:06 PM
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Ooh I was drunk and someone came at me with a camera but.....ta da!


Sigh....................And you all wonder WHY I am jealous of women and their boobies I WANNA DO DAT!!!
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Old 09-15-2008, 04:12 PM
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If you got a bottle in there you could go round serving drinks for people with your boobs
There's actually a photo somewhere of me doing just that! Popped a bottle with a spout down there and bent forward to pour shots
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Old 09-15-2008, 05:23 PM
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Ooh I was drunk and someone came at me with a camera but.....ta da!
Hey Kitten, did you know that Dirty Martini has actually made an act out of that. Here's the recipe for a Very Dirty Martini; Enjoy.

YouTube - VERY dirty martini
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Old 09-15-2008, 07:17 PM
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YouTube - VERY dirty martini
That's the World Famous BoB though Broomy

I want to teach myself to put lipstick on with my cleavage like in the Breakfast Club....it's an idea ahead of it's time with me though....

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Maybe a bit more practice yet Tempest!
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Ha! Just caught this thread, and all I can say is a hearty well done, really! I'm pretty darn jealous, has to be said, for I cannot achieve such grace and glory with my ample, broad, yet flat as hell chest. Perhaps if I could find a glass made of velcro that would attach to my chest hair...Hmm...
That said, i did encounter a girl in a bar a few weeks back, trying to forcibly insert a JD and coke into my breast pocket...it began to put fear in me...
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Tempest thats such a fantastically funny photo
I love it!!! you're soooo photogenic

Captain, there may be an answer to your problem-hows about a belt type device that fits around your chest with adjustable loops on it so you can carry around the drink of your choice? (if the loops are adjustable then you can carry a pint glass or bottle of coke etc..) I can start working on a prototype...lol

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