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Old 09-04-2008, 10:33 PM
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Question Only The American Public Can Save 'F**K Bush'

For those of you familiar with the Burlesque performer Heather Sweet, you must have realised that her political Burlesque routine 'F**k Bush' will soon be consigned to history. George 'Dubya' Bush will soon leave the White House and his role of President of the United States of America, a position he didn't win nearly 8 years ago let alone 4.

Audiences will weep at the demise of Heather Sweet's punk, political and Burlesque fusion. But hope is still alive, and it is up to the North American voting public and some dodgy vote rigging to get the job done.

With some luck, and a lot of ballot box stuffing, 'F**k Bush' could transform into 'F**k Palin'. She might just become president if John McCain wins the election and then snuffs it, failing that she'd still be Vice President.

Things that lend Sarah Palin to the routine 'F**k Palin':

Pro-life and pro-guns - lets kill people after they've been born, not before.

Is a Creationist and beleives that the War in Iraq is by the order of God.



Calls herself a Bulldog with lipstick - perfect for a lipstick lesbian addition to the original act.

The down side is that a lunatic in the White House combined with a Hawk can only mean one thing...



Maybe 'F**k Bush' is better off dead, otherwise we might all be...
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Oh that woman drives me mad!!

It's the pro-life thing that really gets my back up. If you don't believe in abortion, that's absolutely fine, don't get an abortion. Just like people who don't believe in eating meat are vegetarian.

But don't make A LAW to stop abortions! I can think of so many reasons why people would NEED abortions:

- If they do not have the right quality of life to offer a child (eg: little money or are a young age)

- If it would cause health problems to the mother and/or child.

- And how about all those women who fall pregnant after being raped? Is it right to expect them to carry their attacker's baby inside them for nine months as a constant souvenir, then go through further pain when it comes to actually giving birth to the child.

The thing about being pro-choice is that it is about CHOICE. The clue is in the title. It is not about "murdering babies". It gives freedom to the individual to choose. If, for whatever reason, they cannot go through with the pregnancy that is up to them. If, on the other hand, you don't believe in abortion and want to keep the baby then that is also up to you.

And so many pro-life campaigners are people who haven't been in a situation that desperate! How could they possibly understand what it is like to be in that kind of state?

Sorry for my rant there. It is just something that I feel very passionately about.

So yeah! "F**k Palin"- go for it Heather!
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Old 09-04-2008, 10:54 PM
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I guess she has to stop the abortions so she's got some bad seeds left to shoot later! She is a walking contradiction! A paradox! She'd probably be happy with abortions if it could be accomplished with a sniper rifle...just plant a pistol on the foetus later, make it look like self defence...
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Hun just to say not all pro-life people are fanatical nutters or people with no real life experience. Im pro-life for example, but I'm a perfectly balanced individual! lol

I don't like Palin I have to say - shes inconsistant. Has to be Obama or we are all really fucked - far more fucked than we have the possibility of being under Obama! lol

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Now I'm safe I'm pro-choice!

I find it amusing that someone who is anti-abortion, which I suspect she views as murder, would be in favour of owning something that can kill in the wrong hands.

Still, if Tweedle Dum and Tweedle Dee get into power at least Heather Sweet will have plenty of new material for her political Burlesque.
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But I bet she's a demon in the sack, haha!
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Hun just to say not all pro-life people are fanatical nutters or people with no real life experience. Im pro-life for example, but I'm a perfectly balanced individual! lol
But from the sounds of it, you don't force your beliefs on other people. Sorry, that's what I was trying to get across.
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I think Heather will still be able to F**k Bush for a long while - the man casts a long shadow! And no amount of political satire from Miss Sweet could make me promote the idea of a Creationist at the helm of the most powerful country in the world ... Even the most radical fundamental Catholics and other hardcore Christian denominations know that Biblical stories were simply meant to be stories, not 100% truth!
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I think Heather will still be able to F**k Bush for a long while - the man casts a long shadow! And no amount of political satire from Miss Sweet could make me promote the idea of a Creationist at the helm of the most powerful country in the world ... Even the most radical fundamental Catholics and other hardcore Christian denominations know that Biblical stories were simply meant to be stories, not 100% truth!
Sadly Miss Sweet was telling me that she has already resigned this act as "people just don't care anymore".
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Oh that woman drives me mad!!


Sorry for my rant there. It is just something that I feel very passionately about.

So yeah! "F**k Palin"- go for it Heather!
I think it was after the Columbine shootings that a female senator decided to go for banning ALL projectile weapons in the whole of the USA. Other than it is totally gainst the first ammendment etc, it would be a logistical nightmare for the police AND the army. The silly sod ranted and raved about it for weeks and was actually making a bit of headway till a GUNSHOP decided to tell the news boys that she was LTCC, Licenced to carry concealed and wore a shoulder holster with a dirty great semi auto in it. Bye, bye Missus "I will ban all weapons."

One of the ones I liked was the silly cow over here who reckoned that all "Drug abusing alcoholic rapists and murderers" were simply poor lost souls that needed help, not banged up in prison. She went on about it for ages till she came home one day and and guess what? Darling daughter is lying in a pool of her own blood after having been raped and murdered by one of the guys she got on parole coz he was a "Poor man who needed help rather than banging him up in prison", she was heard to rant and rave about how "the government should bring back hanging TODAY!!!!"

Means nowt till it lands on your own doorstep it seems.............


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