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07-24-2008, 10:31 AM
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he he, Rob had never heard of cow tipping and thought for years I'd been making it up
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07-24-2008, 10:36 AM
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It's funny when you push them over too. They go moo.
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It's much easier to push them over if you gently nudge them with your car bumper. If you sound your horn and put on your headlight beams at the same time, you can actually get them to go 'F**k me, a car!'
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07-24-2008, 10:39 AM
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Apparantly, sheep can't be pushed off a cliff. They push back rather than go over the edge.
Rich's friends tested this theory. All that happened was they chased a herd of sheep off a cliff. Oops!
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07-24-2008, 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Midnight Blue
he he, Rob had never heard of cow tipping and thought for years I'd been making it up
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Is it true you have to watch out for the other set of legs as hey tip otherwise you'll get what's essentially a kick?
BTW I am not endorsing cowtipping, I'm sure it goes on out in the countryside, but I am by no means an advocate!
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07-24-2008, 10:42 AM
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Originally Posted by December Charm
Apparantly, sheep can't be pushed off a cliff. They push back rather than go over the edge.
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Which is apparently why Welsh farmers take their sheep up to cliff edges - so that they push back ...
AGAIN, not endorsing the abuse of sheep! I just hear crazy things is all!
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07-24-2008, 10:48 AM
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forgot to buy the frickin' onions!
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Originally Posted by December Charm
Apparantly, sheep can't be pushed off a cliff. They push back rather than go over the edge.
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Practitioners of illegal sheep love say that this is the best way to make love to their woolly friends as they say that the sheep pushing back makes for a much more enjoyable experience than if they're trying to escape like normal.
Apparently they also say that you should ALWAYS wear a pair of wellies so you can put the sheeps back legs into them to further minimise and form of escape and maximise any form of illegal pleasure.
I've heard of men keeping their socks on during sex, but if I was a sheep, I would demand that the wellingtons were taken off as a mark of respect. |
07-24-2008, 11:05 AM
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Can I just apologise to "Collide" who started this topic asking for advice and I seem to have led everyone astray with badgers, cow tipping and even the "ins and outs" of sheep love (oo er).
If Collide would like to rejoin the fray and get things back on topic I will try to keep everyone under control.
Maa-aa-aa ....
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07-24-2008, 11:39 AM
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James, you seem to know a lot about the methods of sheep love...
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07-24-2008, 11:42 AM
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I'm concerned about where this thread is heading....hehe
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07-24-2008, 12:15 PM
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