MoB TV - An Update - Page 2

Beatrix Von Bourbon · #11 (**permalink**) 07-22-2008, 09:41 PM

...and, and, and...

I'd like a regular 2 minute slot for: Bourbon in a Turban. Which would be 2 minutes of me doing the charleston, in a vintage turban.

Or Bourbon Keeps it Urban, in which I attempt to learn street dance.

Oh God, I've turned into Alan Partridge, Idea for a show...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=IEwZ-1s9-SU

Gehenna · #12 (**permalink**) 07-22-2008, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Angel LaVey

Yay! You might have to take on yet more help mobfather. I can see it now lots more moderators and Lord Dashwood being your own Rickshaw driver to get you around the town to all your lovely meatings with T.V. types.

Does anyone remeber the TV program which was basically a guy in his Taxi, and the people who used it - maybe you could do that with Dashwoods Rickshaw.

Should you ever need a burlesque alternative to Songs of Praise then I'm up for hosting it.

Lord Dashwood · #13 (**permalink**) 07-22-2008, 10:11 PM

I think I am going to have to look VEERRRRY carefully at my contract!

Ministry Of Burlesque · #14 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 06:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Dashwood

I think I am going to have to look VEERRRRY carefully at my contract!

Don't worry Dashy, you will only be required to sign it in blood because... erm... um... we have no pens in the stationary cupboard.

Also, please ignore the section of the contract which talks about how Castlist Ltd now own your internal organs and have a right to harvest them to sell on the black market to the highest bidder. It's just a formality and this kind of stuff appears on all employment contracts all the time.

I know that you and Lady Dashwood are trying for a baby, so obviously we will rent one of your testes back to you (probably the left one) at a favourable market rate as long as Castlist Ltd receive a 50% equity stake to your first born son and a 30% stake in all junior Dashwoods thereafter.

Beatrix Von Bourbon · #15 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ministry Of Burlesque

I know that you and Lady Dashwood are trying for a baby, so obviously we will rent one of your testes back to you (probably the left one) at a favourable market rate as long as Castlist Ltd receive a 50% equity stake to your first born son and a 30% stake in all junior Dashwoods thereafter.

I'd see if any of the other dragons will offer you a better deal, Dashy! x

Ministry Of Burlesque · #16 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Beatrix Von Bourbon

I'd see if any of the other dragons will offer you a better deal, Dashy! x

Okay, we will throw in almost as much hay as you can eat.

Miss Diamond Blush · #17 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 10:33 AM

This sounds great!

Can't wait to see your studios!

Lord Dashwood · #18 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Beatrix Von Bourbon

I'd see if any of the other dragons will offer you a better deal, Dashy! x

Funnily enough, James Kittie and I wrote a sketch based on Dragon's Den and the final deal was much like the one James just proposed so I shall have to watch out because it ended very badly indeed for the poor fellow facing the Dragons!

But to get the topic vaguely back on topic, it's great news about the TV channels and I can't wait to get involved (with or without my left teste!)

Ministry Of Burlesque · #19 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Dashwood

...with or without my left teste!

I'm going to try to sell it on ebay, although this might be like trying to sell ming vases - they get a much higher price if they're sold in pairs!

Broomstick Pilot · #20 (**permalink**) 07-23-2008, 05:04 PM

Dashy, scientifically, it is possible to sterilise a pickle onion to replace the lost testicle. However, I am duty bound to tell you of an amazing side effect.
You will soon find out when you eat a cheese sandwich.