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Old 07-22-2008, 06:14 AM
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Hello Guys and Dolls!

On the 29th next week I shall be embarking with Ditzy Diamond on a plane from Heathrow to Brisbane for my first ever trip to Australia. For Ditzy this will be the first time she has visited home in a while and I shall be meeting the parents. (eeep!)

I will be away for 3 weeks but I shall try to check in from time to time and observe my duties as moderator and just to pop up on the odd thread here and there.

I'm hoping to get Tassel Time Episode Ten finished this week as a parting gift to you all, before I subject myself to a 20 hour flight with a four hour change over. (I've never packed so many books in one suitcase!)

I'm really looking forward to it though and nervous as my idea of presenting a set of pasties for Ditzy's parents as a Hello gift has been vetoed by Ditzy herself.

I shall be hosting the Silk Stocking Striptease Show on the 27th before I go so anyone who wants to say Cheerio will find me there!

This week I wont be online as much due to last minute packing and other annoying details, but I will back in action very soon!

Keep the Tassels Twirling!

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Have fun in Australia, my good man. And try not to get attacked by any of those vicious Koalas.
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Old 07-22-2008, 06:30 AM
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Have fun in Australia, my good man. And try not to get attacked by any of those vicious Koalas.
Oh yes they are leathal, its those ecualyptus leaves they eat, turns them into crazed junkies! The Red Back Spiders are nicer by comparison!


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Old 07-22-2008, 06:34 AM
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Reminds me of the (very) old joke about the panda who hired a prostitute and refused to pay for the service. When the prostitute exclaimed that she needed paying because that was her job definition, the panda looked up his own meaning in the dictionary to explain why he didn't need to pay.

Panda: East shoots and leaves!

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Old 07-22-2008, 09:23 AM
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Have a fantastic time DG, hope you enjoy it.
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Old 07-22-2008, 11:53 AM
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Oh yes they are leathal, its those ecualyptus leaves they eat, turns them into crazed junkies! The Red Back Spiders are nicer by comparison!


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On that happy note I'm wondering if I should put out a casting call for a new Compere and debut performer!

But seriously, Angel and I wish Ditzy and yourself a great holiday. Have a great holiday and make sure you're not late coming back - we need you for the J.D. Smith Album Launch...

...can we have a smiley weilding a whip?

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Old 07-22-2008, 12:25 PM
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Hello Guys and Dolls!

On the 29th next week I shall be embarking with Ditzy Diamond on a plane from Heathrow to Brisbane for my first ever trip to Australia. For Ditzy this will be the first time she has visited home in a while and I shall be meeting the parents. (eeep!)
OOFT blimey, good luck!
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Old 07-22-2008, 12:46 PM
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Youll do fine, just remeber Limey bastard said with open arms good -
limey bastard said with gritted teeth bad.

I'd be tempted to try and get to the jewllery quater and find something like a tankard made in brum to take over, or maybe some earl grey in a red post box tin.
If ditzy thinks the pasties are to much ........ maybe an edible thong ?
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Hooray for Australia! It's not the koalas you have to watch out for, its the drop bears!! What parts of Aus are you visiting?
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It's not the koalas you have to watch out for, its the drop bears!!
Nice one Luna ...
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