In a shocking turn of events Angel LaVey has been viciously stabbed in the back during the Silk Stocking Striptease Show Burlesque Demo at the Birmingham Bizarre Bazaar.
During her balloon pop I broke her sharpened star wand on her back whilst bursting balloons during her schizophrenic balloon dance. Like a true pro she carried on the act, bursting balloons with the star part whilst in a lot of pain.
Now I know why balloon dances are normally graceful!
On the plus side Angel has forgiven me - so at least I don't have to sleep in the Garden
