50's diner waitress routine - any ideas?

tempest devyne · #1 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 09:34 PM

I'm very sorry for upsetting everyone

Beatrix Von Bourbon · #2 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 09:57 PM

Ooh, Dixie Licious has a diner girl routine: MySpace

Fleur du Mal · #3 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 10:22 PM

I was planning on doing a diner routine, but then I abandoned it in favour of about three others ^_^ I thought of the jukebox trick too - only I started off with a slow sedate song, being all cute and cheesecake-y, taking orders, cleaning up, etc. Then I was going to have 'the boss' leave the diner, wait until he was well out of earshot (nice bit of miming there), and 'bump' the jukebox to put on some good old 50s rock and roll to strip to! If you wanna nick those ideas December, go for it ^_^

Aurora_Polaris · #4 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 10:26 PM

tempest devyne, I just have to say that in the short time I've been a member here I have deduced one very important thing: you have a fantastic brain. Seriously, your posts are consistently full of awesome.

tempest devyne · #5 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 10:33 PM

I'm very sorry for upsetting everyone

December Charm · #6 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 10:48 PM

You are actually fantastic!

Ok, next job: find a costume. Then I am going to start sorting out a routine. Roller skates probably not the best idea- though I may be ok at it (It's been a while since I did). And it would be difficult to strip with roller skates on... unless the skirt was tied up and could be whipped off Buck's Fizz stylee.

Oh I can't wait until I get my student loan!!

Aurora_Polaris · #7 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by tempest devyne

hahahaha - seriously tempted to say something self-deprecating about myself along the lines of 'you could all be like this if you didn't mind being crazy' and it just being 'coz I got the cyclothymia in my brain....but my counsellor keeps telling me I need to start learning to accept praise....so instead I'll twist my index finger into my cheek, blush and say 'awwww shucks'

Heh. I'm already rocking the crazy so I know that it doesn't necessarily have to come hand in hand with awesome

tempest devyne · #8 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 11:00 PM

I'm very sorry for upsetting everyone

Fleur du Mal · #9 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 11:03 PM

Ooooh I want that turquoise one! But the measurements are a bit generous aren't they - 32 inch waist on a small?? Blimey, I know American sizes are bigger than ours but seriously ...

December Charm · #10 (**permalink**) 07-16-2008, 11:08 PM

I love the second one. Not much to come off though is there. Apron- off. Dress- off. Bra- off. Ah, finished.

I'm thinking of getting separates. A skirt, blouse, (maybe a cardigan), apron, bra.. Leaving me with pasties and knickers.

I do love that little hat though...