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Old 06-10-2008, 06:45 PM
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1930's housewife quiz in the mirror today.

How do you fair in the challenge to be the uber wife.

Each question is worth 1 point unless stated.

1 Dress for breakfast
2 Has meals on time
3 Hold interesting conversation
4 Can play musical instrument
5 Personally puts children to bed
6 Neat and tidy house
7 Good sense of humour
8 Ask husbands opinion regarding important desisions on purchases.
9 Goog hoastess to inexpecyed guests
10 Lets husband sleep in on sundays and holidays
11 ( worth 5 points ) Never go to bed angry wake up first
12 ( worth 10 ) reacts with pleasure and delight to marital congress

Each of these questions takes you score down 1 unless stated.

1) slow in coming to bed until husband is almost asleep
2) Fails to darn socks
3 ) Wears soiled apron around the house
4 ) Is a backseat driver
5 ) Stocking seam is often crooked
6 ) Goes to bed with curlers in hair
7 ) Puts cold feet on husband
8 ) Wears red nail varnish
( minus 5 points )
9 ) Doesn't like children
10 ) Often late
11 ) Is jelous
12 ) flirts with other men


I obviously would suck ( but then i hear that's also a wifely deuty )
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Old 06-10-2008, 06:57 PM
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I would be.... 14

Is that good or bad?
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:00 PM
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Lol - I think I'd be the slutty divorcée wearing something vastly inappropriate and loving every minute
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Old 06-10-2008, 07:12 PM
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Ooh ooh, I would be...

Well, my boyfriend is the tidier of us and he cooks too.
But then again I'm a student so he is earning the money.
So I would be a lazy housewife who takes advantage of his cleany cleany attitude Heehee
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:32 PM
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I got 9. My downfalls being:

- Wears red nail varnish ( minus 5 points )
- Often late [for meeting friends, not for work!!!!]
- flirts with other men
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:37 PM
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Why is red nail varnish bad?
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Old 06-10-2008, 08:43 PM
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Bohoo, I'm a 7.
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:05 PM
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HA I think I'm in the negative numbers! I would have been rubbish back then - guess it's a good thing I've got so many other assets to make up for it ^__^

(*cough* yeah right *cough cough*)
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:50 PM
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ooh i got 11, not good with the unexpected guests that edd just brought home!!

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Old 06-10-2008, 09:54 PM
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I scored minus 4 which makes me a terrible, terrible person!
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