lol the surgeon story is brilliant. The best things happen in life.

For example we have a vending machine at work with emergency things like painkillers, tampons etc. One of the guys with a headache put money in there and instead of aspirin he got a pair of tights.

Or this morning my colleague send the following email to one of the blokes:
Did you leave a book in your taxi this morning?
.....if so, the claim on the cover........ to sharpen your brain in 7 days ................suggests you still have some way to go.

Sometimes it's brilliant to work in a place full of geeks.

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Haha that's fantastic!

Working with kids is always funny too. The best example I know of (although I didn't witness it myself) is:

Teacher: "Here are some pictures of people from other cultures wearing their national dress"

Child A: "Why is that man wearing a skirt?"

Teacher: "Well in some cultures men do wear skirts, even though they don't here"

Child B: "But my Daddy always wears my Mummy's red dress"

I've got to stop reading these threads at work. I've just sat down to eat my lunch and I almost shot salad out my nose I was laughing so hard! Well, perhaps a bit more info than you'd like...

I have a not so funny story on my behalf. I posed for some unsavoury pics on my (now ex) boyfriends phone. He promptly lost the damn thing at a nightclub the very next night. So fingers crossed whoever nicked the phone got rid of the sim, Or...it's made someones W*** Bank, or they're floating around somewhere on the internet waiting until I'm rich and famous () to come back and bite me in the arse! Oh dear, to be young and foolish.

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Ha ha ha ha!!!!

Oh dear, oh dear, bless me father, for I am a wicked witch.
Some of the postings have a star rating, I was curious as to how this was.
Now if you look at the top of the thread it says:
"Rate this thread." So, I clicked onto this, and up came a rating, so I clicked five stars. And bingo! The thread became a five star rated thread.
Oh shit! It was a thread that I started.
Please moderators, please James, I am a wicked, wicked girl, spare me the ducking stool.

Schadenfreude - My guilty pleasure, although I'm not very proud of myself for it, and pull myself up quite sharp when I have one of those 'wry smile' moments.

I'm a firm believer of 'you reap what you sow' or 'what goes around, comes around...' or whichever similar saying you choose. Not through a small amount of bloody hard work over the past few years I'm (hopefully) on the verge of doing OK for myself. Hopefully, if it all goes to plan. And I have a long memory.

A couple of my exes aren't doing too well. (one in particular, who screwed with my head and went back to his ex anyway.) I could now be in a position to exactly help that predicament, but he can sod right off. (Although thankfully someone else volunteered in before I had to publicly look like a woman with a grudge.)

I do try not to chuckle to myself though at the irony.