lol!!! i like your style!!!
corruption be thy name!!!!

i remember severley corrupting an altar boy against a catholic church in newcaslte once!!! bless him!1

Ha! Why do they do that? I've had an ex confess he was a "d***head" for dumping me and then his best mate (who I had a bit of a fling with later on) turned round and told me he should have took his chance whilst it was there...."Why did I not end up with Nikki?" were his words. Ah well, shit to be you, eh?

I guess that's a sin right there!

Another is posing naked for a photo, whilst showering hahaha!

As it happens the bloke behind the camera decided to join me. The bath was too small and as we tried to squeeze past each other, I fell, and it ended with me on my back, legs akimbo wrapped in a shower curtain like a seaweed roll. It was far from sexy.

I once yelled out "Mel Gibson!" at the very moment things got steamy with my boyfriend. That's the wrong time to remember "that man's name"...

He's still with me though, thankfully.

Ooh there's lots more. Surely that makes life that bit more interesting though? Nothing there I would like to tell my grand kids however.

Oh, that made me laugh! My boyfriend thinks I'm crazy- I keep reading things and bursting into giggle fits

Same here actually, everytime I laugh he just shakes his head and I have to explain what's funny.

Snap! Haha! But then he doesn't find it funny lol. I don't see the point in explaining each time. Hi Stardust's boyfriend

No mine doesn't find it funny either...strange man.

He says hello back and continues to play guitar hero.

Hope you've had a good day?

There is a surgeon that I know who could post a wonderful confession
on this page........in fact, I'll do it for him. I think I've posted it before,
so sorry if it's old hat to you.
To brief any newbies, I am a paramedic, and this is a true story:

Some months ago I took a teenage girl into hospital with abdominal pains.
She was a real goth looking sort of girl,
actually she looked more seventies punk.
Her pubes were dyed bright green,
and she had a small tattoo of a signpost that read:
Keep off the grass!
The surgeon had to operate that night. Not being without humour,
he wrote, in the body marker pen, that is used to mark incisions:
Sorry, we had to mow the lawn.

Typical lol... mine is talking about Derren Brown. I think he's downloading stuff for me

Yeah my day's been good thanks. Very lazy, I wasn't well yesterday so decided to just do nothing today and catch up on sleep

How's yours been?

Ha the surgeon story's hilarious. Can imagine they see some things.

I have a tattoo on my inner thigh and the comments I get when it's whipped out...it isn't whipped out that often...people seem to think a thigh's too risque...

Miss Charm may I say that you have the most lovely set of lips on you, they're really mwah! ooh they are.

Why thank you very much

Apparantly the boyfriend agrees lol

He's getting into this MoB thing