We do !
It's called Fanny Kisses wonder emporium.
1st lesson is making tassles.
Take two bakewell tarts and demolish in ones gob.
-Take one cheese string and half peel it so that the top end has lots of strings to it.-
Shove the cheese string threw the rubbish tin casing left from your tart-
making a hole with a pencil, ( you may need an adult to help you with this )
Cover the inside with super clue and wap it on your bap.
Repeat once more for a matching set.
Eh vwala,
On second thought it's probably best left to ruby.
