Now, admittedly I have claimed never to have stuffed my bra with anything other then my bosoms....
HOWEVER...
On Saturday I was on my way to Edinburgh (To see burlescapades!...which I missed in the end

) and I was sharing an ipod's headphones with my friend when we found the wire to be too short! (gasp!)
So, guess where the ipod went?
That's right ladies and gents..I lost my stuffing virginity on the 15:35 to Edinburgh Waverley.
I feel so dirrrty.