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What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
My dad saw a postman being eaten by a python when he was a small boy in Singapore (when it was jungle!). He was on his way to school, and was so scared he dropped his bag and ran home, where his father thrashed him and told him that if the python had already eaten he was perfectly safe and should have gone to school!
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