Grrrrr so angry! Gone off on my lunch break happily strolling along when some stupid old woman grabs my arm yanks my headphones from my ears and yells that I've just littered! Apparently my reciept fell out of my bag earlier.....

I politley tell this woman to take her hands off me and stop screaming before her husband informs his evil midget troll of a wife that all people with tatoos and piercings get violent so she should leave me alone.

This is the point when I lose my temper and inform them both in no uncertain terms that they are both narrow minded morons and that if she is so environmentally self-conscious that she can fuck off and collect my reciept for me and I will gladly insert it in a certain orifice, which evidently hasn't seen any action in a long time!

I was greeted with cheers from the crowd which had gathered before I stomped off back to work with a big grey cloud over my head.

I hate narrow minded people!! Anyone else had grrrr worthy experiences like this?!

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if its any constellation, Whilst working at Primark, i did get told i must be a poledancer/stripper/lapdancer in my spare time... because i look that way.

Also there i have been told i am clearly insane, for wearing my hair in rolls. And that didnt i know what the era was?


hmmm

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Awww you just can't beat old people eh?!?

(not even with a small stick!)

My manager told me I'm weird, apparently this was her way of telling me she liked me????

whatever...

Lola P x

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i get comments all the time about my size.. apparently it's ok to comment on someone if they're skinny but not if they're fat...

this woman said to me in a club toilet a couple of months ago - ooh love, just lose a couple more stone and u'll look great - dripping with sarcasm since i'm very underweight.

i was very tempted to turn around and point out that she clearly had a good appetite for pies.

Bloody rude old people. And they say WE'RE the ones with no respect. Some of the most horrible customers I've ever served in my time have been way older than me!

We have an abundance of Crabby old dears in Bournemouth. Blue Rinse Biddies are what we call them, they have seen off three husbands, copped the insurance on everyone and come down to Bournemouth to die. Trouble is, after a couple of years they forget what they came here for. They just don't die, instead they whinge and carp at everyone and anyone. And they always smell of lavender water and urine, with a feint whiff of camphor.

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God that brings back memories! I was born and bred in Bournemouth, and it's full of the most vile old faschists with too much money and not enough happiness!

Well done Sara! You're a girl after my own heart! We' have to stand up to these morons. They are the wierdos in fact, not us, I call them beige people. I think in a couple more decades people may not be so narrow minded cos all these oldschool conservatives will be dead, hurrah!!

Ha ha! She was wearing beige! You're so naughty! Unfortunatley though I believe there will always be morons!

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Oh yes I know the feeling. I've apparently been 'anorexic' all my life, had comments from people even skinnier than me about being 'scrawny', and even now, at work, constantly get commented on for my lack of womanly features - because my uniform is so baggy, apparently I have no boobs and no bum, but it's OK to say these things to me because I'm somehow different to other girls and won't be upset by them. I stood it for a while, but the most recent culprit got a telling off he won't forget in a long time!

Next time someone says something, just comment that not everyone can get on with the pie diet and flounce out with your best hip sway!

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I've never paid any attention to the prejudiced comments I've got about being thin - I just take them as a compliment. But when I was working in a shoe shop my colleagues told me to stop smiling because it was irritating to look over and see 'that smile' on my face. It still crosses my mind when I realise I'm smiling in public