That's the heartbreaking thing... I didn't realise that the bar was going to go down again and that all my injuries were for nought.

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[quote=Usherette;27056]I have a couple, and they're both Rocky Horror related.

I've been performing as Frank since 1992, and this involves many dangerous movements including running about, jumping up and down, getting a piggy back, falling on the floor, imitating Shiva on one leg, dancing and high kicking, all in platform shoes with a six inch heel. And I've only hurt myself once!

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1. I was dashing out of M&S on a busy lunchtime and tripped on the stairs, gashing my knee on the edge of a step. I tried to hurriedly get up and do the 'oh, hah, I just fell down, silly me, didn't really hurt' thing of laughing it off until I saw the blood. I had to sit there on the steps waiting for first aid with a pack of frozen peas on my knee while the lunch crowd tried to barge past me. Rather embarassing and I still have the scar.
2. Second scar is due to greed. I'd made a giant rockyroad/chocolate cowpat/fridge cake, and in my eagerness to eat it straight out of the fridge, hacked at it with a bread knife and proceeded to slice into my finger instead. Ow ow ow. (Doesn't beat my ex-boyfriend, who severed several ligaments in his hand by trying to prise apart frozen beefburgers with a knife. Doh.)

I, Tom & Jerry'd myself in the head by standing on a rake in the garden.

I saw stars and rapidly filled the swear box.

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I got run over by a dogem car - carried on dancing all night - then spent the next week in hospital and six weeks in plaster cos I'd broken my foot.

More recently I cracked my head open pole-dancing (it's harder to stick to the pole when you've still got your clothes on)

And just the other week I removed sizable patches of skin from each cheek cos I pulled the gaffer tape off too quickly.....

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Could I just ask why you had gaffer tape on your cheeks? And which cheeks were they?....

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Hmmmmm, apart from the obvious falling off bikes, Jungle gyms, slides, Go-carts .........and falling over and down endlessly when drunk, I still think the most painful experience i've had was putting stones up my nose as a child, that was pain enough but nothing like my mum getting them out again with her big mum fingernails - OUCH!

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I was kind of wondering the same thing . . .

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Last year I was at a picnic and drank absinthe. Then I was playing frisbee with my friend's kid. Kid's don't care who they hurt and this one definitely had it in for me. Wild throw. Gravel path. I think my meaning is clear.

I had to fandance an elegant all-white number in long stripey stockings to hide it all.

Oh, and I once set fire to my hat.

Vicky xxx

Hay snap x But mines from baking cookies and i've still got it.

I've a little poc scar from pretending to be a gypsy with grandmas lamp and the bulb burtid my ickle five year old hand.

A scar under my right boob from serving tea in a low cut top and tripping down the stairs scolding my boobs really badly.

And Absinthe related gbf decided it would be a good idea to set an absinthe shot on fire whilst my x was holding the glass and had spilt a little.
Said glass goes up in flames as does the x'z forearm and jeans.
he drops the glass. I slap the flames out ( scared again )
the glass has been dropped and now part of the rug is on fire.
The x was fine, my hand was bloody soar and the rug couldn't be revived.

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