oooh! OOH!
Can I run the Vigilance Society? Under my new persona of Miss Kitty De Winter-Fairbottom, a Moral Missionary, a Campaigner for a morally uptight Music Hall.
Or some such moniker and mission.
We need a Victorian thought police quotient, be gad.
All these outrageously lewd songs and libidinous maneuvers and ideas..... hmm the country's going to ruin, says I.
I oft feel that I am upon the very suburbs of hell itself, whence simply reading many a young upstarts commentary on this so-called 'burlesque'. tut.