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Old 06-01-2007, 08:42 PM
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YUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!! That sounds magnificent! I can't wait to hear the results of this experiment. In the interests of true results I don't think you should dilute your viewing in the slightest. Don't even leave the sofa. Drip and a bed pan.

That said were I to watch that much spongebob I think I'd need to break it up a little as has been suggested - perhaps with a little bit of Samurai Jack...GOD I LOVE SAMURAI JACK...*ahem*.

Or y'know, whatever.

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Old 06-01-2007, 10:12 PM
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A quick update on Spongebob. I have now been watching Spongebob constantly since 3:30pm. Brainwise I'm not feeling too bad except that I'm starting to have lewd fantasies about Sandy The Squirrel (Spongebob's rather sexy friend).


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James, as a small diversion, try watching an episode or two in another language.

My kids do it all the time, Polish seems to be a favourite but I've no idea why.

Believe me, Shrek 2 was better for it.

Good luck.
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Old 06-02-2007, 07:47 AM
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I was watching spongebob until 6.30am. I've just had 2.5 hours sleep which involved a really strange dream where Spongebob and I were on a road trip with Donny Most who played Ralph Malph in Happy Days.

I am no longer sexually attracted to Sandy The Squirrel after seeing the episode where she goes into hibernation and turns into a Nora Batty-style battleaxe. Therefore have reluctantly decided to go back to Kittie.

I'm now about halfway through all the episodes I have and apart from the cartoon bestiality thing, I'm not doing too badly.

Just time for an early morning coffee and then it's back to Spongebaaaawb!
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Dear James,

As a step parent who has had to watch Spongebob Squarepants in the past, I wish to inform you that you are at risk of severe psychological harm. As a counsellor in training I would also recommend that you seek help ASAP.

Yours sincerely

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P.S. If I was a qualified counsellor I'd refer you to another professional instantly. I'm not listening to months of Spongebob transference.
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P.S. If I was a qualified counsellor I'd refer you to another professional instantly. I'm not listening to months of Spongebob transference.
One also has to notice the plight of Patrick the starfish who (in my honest opinion) wishes that he was Spongebob. I'm currently at the stage where I am emotionally identifying with most of the characters!
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I returned from MoB HQ a few hours ago. James is still on the sofa in his rompa suit waiting episode after episode on Spongebob!

I only watched one episoide and decided it was time to go!

I hate to think what state James will be in after 105 episodes!!!

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Old 06-02-2007, 05:06 PM
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I'm at the stage where I'm noticing the continuity errors. For example, in the episode where Spongebob is trying to win back the love of his grandma, he says how he is late for work, but just seventeen episodes later, he tells Patrick the starfish that he has never been late for work.

I've lost a lot of respect for Spongebob as a person due to this, especially as I'm currently watching the episode where he forgets how to tie his shoe laces.
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I'm at the stage where I'm noticing the continuity errors. For example, in the episode where Spongebob is trying to win back the love of his grandma, he says how he is late for work, but just seventeen episodes later, he tells Patrick the starfish that he has never been late for work.

I've lost a lot of respect for Spongebob as a person due to this, especially as I'm currently watching the episode where he forgets how to tie his shoe laces.
James it' a Nicktoon they don't care about continuity! On a side note perhaps you could persuade Kitty to burlesque Spongebob!

Also if you buy a Nintendo Wii I will personally buy you the Spongebob game and ship it to MOB headquaters. That way you can play it whilst uploading files and you will be taking a break form MOB several times a day.

P.S. My Lawyers say I have to point out that I will not take responability for lack of work or loss of sanity.
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James your a stronger man than me ! with 3 kids i have been forced to watch episode after episode of sponge bob , its torcher , for your own sake be careful you don't know what this experiment could lead too.
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