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Old 05-26-2007, 09:20 PM
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Because of all the politics that seem to be rearing their heads recently I've decided to take drastic action. Therefore may I introduce to you:

SWEDISH CHEF'S CAULDRON OF RANTINESS

Here's the lowdown. If people have a any sort of gripe from now on, either post it in here or it will get moved here.

All posts in this forum are magically translated into mock Swedish - the same language that the Swedish Chef from The Muppets speak.

Therefore, if anybody has a gripe, it gives everybody else the chance to either ignore it or read it in a light-hearted way because it's rather hard to treat the Swedish Chef seriously!

I for one am sick of the backbiting that has appeared over the last couple of months and therefore MoB is now passing all issues over to the Swedish Chef!
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:31 PM
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Old 05-26-2007, 09:34 PM
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haha thats hilerious
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:13 PM
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PMSL! Fabulous idea James. I may have to suggest something similar for a forum I mod on.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:16 PM
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Great idea, sometimes you need a place to rant, or to ignor rants depending on your mood. Is it like space in this section no one can hear you scream.
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Old 05-26-2007, 10:43 PM
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Und here ve haf da Sweaty Sheaf, und der I voz stinking it voz Yehudee Benjamine, dee skeetle player. Or voz it intract Jango Svinefart, zee jizz guitarooist?
Ofcoursing, billy me, I had forbottom it doz begin mit ein B. Eez da Sweaty Sheaf that uf Professor Sir Stanley Unwin, offf da Suede?
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:19 PM
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isn't that what craigslist.org is for? I could spend hours on that site haha! i tend to kick walls instead when i'm a bit angry... or like today nearly ripped off a poor part-timers head when they accidently sold £4,000 worth of flip flops to one customer...

hmm maybe i should run some burlesque anger management courses...

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p.s. to be honest all forums go like this at some point, too many people who don't meet plus performer mindsets it was all bound to explode at somepoint. Its too easy to click "Post" without thinking through what is written. I just ignore it and try to think of sunshines and bunny wabbits... x
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:25 PM
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Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa! Haaarr! Genius!! Love it!!
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:27 PM
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isn't that what craigslist.org is for? I could spend hours on that site haha! i tend to kick walls instead when i'm a bit angry... or like today nearly ripped off a poor part-timers head when they accidently sold £4,000 worth of flip flops to one customer..
Have you ever been to Australia? They call flip flops, thongs. The look on my hubby's face was priceless when a big hairy Oz said that he would soon get him into a pair of thongs!
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Old 05-26-2007, 11:30 PM
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my 60p thongs from sydney have lasted me 6 years i'm proud to say!!

:lus look what my lovely boy did cos i said we could go see spideryman3.... donated cash yay!!:: god i'm shallow!
i'm richer than james!!

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