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Old 01-23-2007, 01:56 PM
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How come you're having difficulty?

We all have 2 don't we?

Don't we?

Please tell me ALL men have two.

Please!

I don't wanna be a freeeeaaakkkk !!!!!!!!!!
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Old 01-23-2007, 02:34 PM
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Here's two just for you. www.brackenspub.com/beer.swf
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Old 01-23-2007, 03:12 PM
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THANKYOU!!!
Aww Bella, you did make me smile, though to be honest hun, I look more like a sealion at chester zoo, than sexy!!!! My left foot is half a size smaller than my right. Left one is a size 1, right is 1 1/2, so I buy size 2's and flap like a clown walking, or two pairs of socks.. Can't put a sock on my left tittie though...

Going to trim my left tassles, then see what happens, no practicing, my brother in law is round, he laughs at me anyway, doesn't need to see me looking like I'm having a fit, just to get the boobies twirling!
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Old 01-23-2007, 03:35 PM
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THANKYOU!!!
Aww Bella, you did make me smile, though to be honest hun, I look more like a sealion at chester zoo, than sexy!!!! My left foot is half a size smaller than my right. Left one is a size 1, right is 1 1/2, so I buy size 2's and flap like a clown walking, or two pairs of socks.. Can't put a sock on my left tittie though...

Going to trim my left tassles, then see what happens, no practicing, my brother in law is round, he laughs at me anyway, doesn't need to see me looking like I'm having a fit, just to get the boobies twirling!
Hi lovely,

Socks on breasts-there's a bloody good idea for an act! Copyrite it before anyone else does it!! x
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Old 01-23-2007, 03:52 PM
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Socks on breasts-there's a bloody good idea for an act! Copyrite it before anyone else does it!! x
Too late! I have managed to fashion a sort of harness from my manly sock suspenders to attach the socks to my man boobs and am about to hit broadway with the latest inovation in burlesque twirling!
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Old 01-23-2007, 04:04 PM
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I have a classic pic from days gone by of me wearing a sock.

And nothing else.

And the sock ain't on either of my feet. . .
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Old 01-23-2007, 04:07 PM
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Socks on breasts-there's a bloody good idea for an act! Copyrite it before anyone else does it!! x
Too late! I have managed to fashion a sort of harness from my manly sock suspenders to attach the socks to my man boobs and am about to hit broadway with the latest inovation in burlesque twirling!
Well, I've printed off this page and faxed it to my solicitor... sooo ner!!!


Brother in law is off to Ju Jitsu in an hour (I'm not going!!!!) so I can wiggle like a retarded seal then... I'll let you all know how the socks on knock's go... Watch out world, here I come .... must make sure I wash them first...
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Old 01-23-2007, 04:55 PM
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WHOOO HOOO TITTIES AHOY!!!! well, erm... that's better, can do clockwise then right clockwise left counter, then counterclockwise, then right counter left clockwise all at the same speed!!!!! OMG!!!

All I need to do now is stop looking like a demented seal, and I'm a winner!! LOL

that won't happen any time soon though... so who's for sealion burly?? LOL
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:28 PM
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Whoa, now I can spin sooo fast in time my iddy bitty titties look like a chanook

Wonder if the airforce need me for mamaneuvers I volunteer
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Old 01-23-2007, 05:39 PM
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I have a classic pic from days gone by of me wearing a sock.

And nothing else.

And the sock ain't on either of my feet. . .

What do you mean days gone by? That was last week!
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