or in BIG LETTERS "STRIPTEASE KIT"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!written all over it....('')
Not only that, they bring a huge float down your road covered in feather boas and glitter, with "The Stripper" blaring out and a bloke with a megaphone telling everyone what you just bought.
and instead of a postie handing it to me, it was delivered by an old style barbershop quartet...'you're gonnnnnnna be a stripppppppper!!'. thought that was a nice touch ;-)
Yeah mine did have all that, and the quartet was ready to burst into song upon me opening the door.
But upon seeing me, I simple got a chorus of laughter and "you must be kidding meeeeeeeeee!"
Well you wont believe this.........('') was in the garden with my cat having just got in from work when along flew the coast guard helicopter over the sea with this guy in tiny shorts and rippling muscles on a trapeze hanging off the helicopter...landed him in my garden and presented me with a very nice little purple box - MY STRIPTEASE KIT!!!!!!('')
OK so it was only a lady postman.....can dream cant I???('') My daughter now has her head stuck in the striptease book???????('')
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') was in the garden with my cat having just got in from work when along flew the coast guard helicopter over the sea with this guy in tiny shorts and rippling muscles on a trapeze hanging off the helicopter...landed him in my garden and presented me with a very nice little purple box - MY STRIPTEASE KIT!!!!!!('
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') My daughter now has her head stuck in the striptease book???????('
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