See - now that's a man using logical thought processes !!!

As opposed to women - who. . .

I'll stop there.

Hehehe. . .

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No please, carry on

. . don't use logical thought processes !!!

(runs and hides)

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Sounds a brilliant idea - have a week off work again - I'm sick! So might get down to the shops and get trying on - it'll end up like a slapstick comedy especially getting my heels caught in the stupid stupid curtains that never fit anyway - ('')

Hmm ladies, methinks Warreb is crusin for a bruisin Only kidding my Charlie chaplin twirler!!

I'll just have to make sure I don't fall through the dressing room curtains as I did in Mango in Manchester-was very funny but very embarassing too!! x

I've actually done this! I was trying on a few black dresses, and every picture I took was so dark you couldn't even see the difference in/any details of the dresses, by the time I'd finished I had texts asking wear I was/why had I been so long - I could have just asked my bloke to meet me where I was to see in person with all the time it took!

[quote="Bella Besame"]Ha! I feel your pain Bella, I've done this as well, got very tangled up in a strappy dress in River Island, back in the day when they had curtains instead of individually-sectioned changing rooms stalls - fell out of my 'curtained area' into the next two, luckily both occupied by my mates, not actually wearing the dress, but very much wrapped up in it and not able to get out without some assistance - a story still told with much murth, some ten years later (damn I'm getting old...)

Reminds of the time, last summer, when I was in the hairdressers. A salesman came in, he was well fit, he looked all exec in his pinstripe suit, certainly turned our heads. Just as he got past the threashold, he stumbled and fell headlong into the salon, unable to keep his balance, he went spreadeagle on the floor. Did anybody rush to help? Yeah right, everyone was too busy clicking it on their camera phones. So if you ever see a suited guy, covered in dust and hair, on the net.............poor bastard.

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[quote="Cherry Noir"][quote="Bella Besame"]Get lost!! You're still a spring chicken lady!!! x x

oh dear..... my worst was when I did a really big event last year and decided to spend some of my hard earned cash on a dress that i had adored for awhile.

Unfortunately, forgot that doing aerial means you get bizarro shaped shoulders and managed to get stuck in aforementioned pretty dress in the changing room. Spent twenty mins trying to pull it over my head nearly hyperventilated and eventually ripped the bloody seam and my arm popped out.

Felt fat that day I tell you!

Anyway, decided to buy it anyway (cos otherwise my new shoes would have been useless!) and got a discount because "oh look there's a tear.... oh it's the last one.... hmm well not sure i want it.... ah a discount you say??"

Mehehehehehe!

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