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LillyBee · #51 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 04:20 PM

I forgot to mention that at the Sex and So Much More Show just a couple weeks ago, we weren't allowed to wear pasties at all, but rather had to have our breasts PAINTED- same requirements with the cupping- which OF COURSE makes perfect sense <read sarcasm> since painting the nipples and such is FAR BETTER COVERAGE than pasties!

Oh- I think I mentioned this somewhere else, because I altered the strip tease I did to turn the joke on them! I covered my breasts with several different things: dress, bustier, bra, feather clips, regular pasties, and stripped them all off one by one until all that was left was the paint! That was FUN! not to mention the crowd went crazy!

Silly old city ordinance is trapped in the past!! Meanwhile, the fully nude pole dancers are having a great time all over downtown! ARG!

James · #52 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 04:20 PM

As British cuisine is not particularly renowned across the world, here is a link to all you ever wanted to know about Cornish Pasties.

Millie Dollar · #53 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 04:34 PM

i wonder why british cuisine isn't so popular? sausage and mash? bubble and squeak? fish and chips? no we don't all eat jellied eels....thats just gross.

LillyBee · #54 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 09:42 PM

I insist all pasties, if edible MUST be sweet!!

Cherry Noir · #55 (**permalink**) 12-07-2006, 11:43 PM

If you need sparkly food-items ( and lets face it, who doesn't) how about those sugared cake decorations shaped like diamonds (someone must know if the real name for them), or silver ball cake decorations - you could dip the pastie in icing to make them stick...now I want a fairy-cake...

Mysti Vine · #56 (**permalink**) 12-08-2006, 10:25 AM

Dat ain't no Cornish Pasty, dat is a Jamaican Patty mon!
Mysti
xoxoxo

LillyBee · #57 (**permalink**) 12-08-2006, 07:40 PM

patty cake. patty cake, baker's man.....

yes! those candle sparkles.... perfect.... and cake frosting is perfect!! Just be careful not to bump them! hee hee... and watch out for the audience, they might be prone to stagedive!

Angel LaVey · #58 (**permalink**) 12-13-2006, 06:33 PM

I found some pasties for sale on ebay which come filled with sweets! True story I swear! I couldn't figureout if they were meant to be in case you got peckish during your routine or if you were meant to throw them to the crowd ( the sweets not the pasties..now THAT would be wrong).

LillyBee · #59 (**permalink**) 12-13-2006, 11:58 PM

lol! That is BEAUTIFUL! Pristine in it's brilliance!! Okay, so you do the pasty strip tease - either as I have done, here in Mpls we have to have our breats painted rather than pastied, or with an extra set- and throw it out to the crowd! Can imagine their reaction?! Ha ha ha
OMG that just cracks me UP!