It doesn't get more burlesque than this folks! - Page 2

Lord Dashwood · #11 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 01:16 PM

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Originally Posted by James

We were seriously thinking of getting Little Kev to come down to High Tease on Thursday to perform, but he's doing Wembley Arena that night, so we decided to get Gwendoline Lamour as a replacement.

Speaking of which, are tickets on sale yet?

James · #12 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Dashwood

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Originally Posted by James

We were seriously thinking of getting Little Kev to come down to High Tease on Thursday to perform, but he's doing Wembley Arena that night, so we decided to get Gwendoline Lamour as a replacement.

Speaking of which, are tickets on sale yet?

This month, tickets are available on the door - the reason being that I'm currently revamping the store (and the rest of the site).

Silver TC · #13 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 01:47 PM

I've lost count of the amount of times little scutlers similar to these have started on me here in Cheltenham.

They get stronger everytime they get away with making the rest of our lives a misery.

I don't understand why they hate the world so much.

Thankfully none of them spoilt the Armistice Memorial two minutes silence over the weekend. Not even a moped riding one !

Silver.

Stiles · #14 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 07:02 PM

good lord!?! does that really exist

peace

Sweet Scarlet · #15 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 07:21 PM

what charming new friends you have james!
if anyone wants to experience more like this live, i suggest you all take a bus tour around the small villages of essex.
maybe someone could have a chav chorus line.

Stiles · #16 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 07:30 PM

(MC Mack)
In a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo
Y'know how we roll with them backseat hoes
On we go
H S B C we do them grafts,
An' we got the money cos we know how to rap!

Not A S B O we do them grafts?

James · #17 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Sweet Scarlet

what charming new friends you have james!

They are not my friends. I submitted my application to join the Kersal Massive but unfortunately they rejected me for the following reasons:

1. I was still a virgin at the age of nine.
2. I had not fathered a child by the age of eleven.
3. I had not become a grandfather by the age of thirteen.

I've got a good mind to sue them for sexual discrimination and spend all the money I win on reefer, Diamond White and fake Burberry products!

James · #18 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Stiles

(MC Mack)
In a '05 V6 Clio Twin Turbo
Y'know how we roll with them backseat hoes
On we go
H S B C we do them grafts,
An' we got the money cos we know how to rap!

Not A S B O we do them grafts?

After hearing MC Mack, I've realised that Dusty Limits and Paul L. Martin should just pack up and go home!

Stiles · #19 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 08:55 PM

(sigh) after seeing "kev" and his pals, shouldnt we all just pack up and go home?!?
or maybe pack up and go 'round his house?

or yard, or drum, or whatever "kev" would want his abode mentioned

James · #20 (**permalink**) 11-14-2006, 09:26 PM

LOL! They even have their own Wikipedia reference!!!