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Originally Posted by frayedknot
I've just been to my gymnastics class and landed on my head so have come home, drank a bottle of wine and am answering posts in the vain hope to ward off unconsciouness.
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I'm in the wars too - and they say that bad things always come in threes - hopefully I've had my three screw-ups.
1. I managed to get adrenaline in my left eye from one of Kitties allergy pens. She brought up an expired one and suggested that I stab a pear so that I'd know what to do if she ever had an allergic reaction. Unfortunately I stabbed too hard and a mixture of the juice and the adrenaline went in my eye.
[img=left:f282a9df13]http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/community/userpix/2_orgasmatronlrg_1.jpg[/img:f282a9df13]2. I was fiddling with our new orgasmatron (see left) and one of the wire things went into my right eye.
3. I was mucking about with my gyroscopic wrist strengthening ball and now a huge lump has come up on the side of my wrist!