Slad fingers is the lovable creep- he's a twisted little monster in his own little fairy world.
Yes you'll like him. He's got what I like to call "crazy eyes".

And trembling skin.

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I was wondering just the other day when a "black eye" smilie would come in useful! Now I know

Hopefully everyone is feeling better now!

Love, Hugs and strawberries,

Angel

yikes this post was a while ago... how did that creep back up!

bashed head is much better but i did staple my fingers together today...

vicxx

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Sorry if I sound like your Mum, but I am the forums resident paramedic, (I am actually.) How many of these three fingers that I am holding up can you see? More than four and you need more wine, more than ten and you could be concussed. I prescribe another bottle of wine. Won't do much good but it's a wonderful anaesthetic. And lay off the Co-co pops, they are affecting your equilibrium.
Talking of gymnastics, did you see our troupe leaders? We were on a dance tour recently.
YouTube - One of the most spectacular acrobatic dances ever seen !

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Aaargh!!!!

I managed to get a staple stuck right in my finger a few weeks ago........ My finger swelled up and went purple!!!

Work were gonna send me to A&E but I was too embarrassed and managed to yank it out without doing myself too much harm!!!!!!!

I now have an incurable fear of staplers!!?!?!

Lola P x

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hahaha, this is what happened. I really am this clumsy just ask warren.

i just had a horrible lady come in a demand a £150 refund on clothes she had blantantly worn... i said no and she kicked off and half trashed the place... i had to file a police report (god i love newcastle) and while i was doing this was shaking so much stapled aforesaid fingers and bled all over the report. yack!

my best mate is a bizzy so she came to pick it up and couldn't stop laughing at me before gently actually no she said "treat it like a plaster just rip it off" removing the staples.... i did a little girly yelp and then spurted blood. Was great got her on her police shirt mwahahahaha!

anyway all better now for today anyway

vicxx

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Newcastle sounds Essexesque. My friend Tracy was out shopping with her mate Sharon. They were at the perfume counter. Sharon picks up a sampler and sprays it on her wrist.
"That's nice Trace, don'tcha fink?" "Yeah! Wot's it called?" "Vien et moi." "Wot the f*ck does that mean Shar?"
The assistant pipes up, "It's french, it means, Come to me."
Sharon sniffs again, "Don't smell like come to me, does it to you Trace?"

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