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Originally Posted by The Effsix
Profound! People use the expression "When Hell freezes over!" but for me, if I was bad, the Hell I might be subjected too would be cocking cold. Heaven would be delightfully hot.
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I know what you mean. Hell sounds like a great place if you love debauchery (which I do). Heaven sounds like my version of hell. Therefore, do I try to be as evil as possible in the hope that I get sent to hell - which is actually my heaven. Or do I try to be as good as gold so that I get sent to heaven - which is my version of hell?
Does God cater for loopholes like this? Does God have a surname? The only other person I know who doesn't have a surname is Brazillian football legend Pele and there's absolutely no way that God has the same equisite ball control as the great man himself. Perhaps God DOES have a surname, but it's something incredibly normal like Smith or Bloggs. However, God Bloggs has dropped his surname due to it not having the omnipotent qualities that he wishes to portray.
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Originally Posted by The Effsix
I'd love to go to London and meet up with you guys, but getting time offa work (specially at wknds) is a painus in the anus. But it be my birthday on the 19th Oct- a burlesque would go down a right treat for my 24th.
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It's actually my birthday TODAY although my liver seems to have aged twice as fast as my body. We're having a Halloween Special on 26th Oct - a week later than your birthday. Would you be able to change the details on your birth certificate to this new date and celebrate then?
Just a thought! :wink:
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