Volupte

gwendoline · #1 (**permalink**) 07-11-2006, 10:36 PM

hey chaps,
i am hoping to get my show film at volupte - should have a gent coming to do it but is only 50 % sure he can make it. Anyone have a dvd camera that could help me out? Could trade for free class! xx

James · #2 (**permalink**) 07-12-2006, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by gwendoline

hey chaps,
i am hoping to get my show film at volupte - should have a gent coming to do it but is only 50 % sure he can make it. Anyone have a dvd camera that could help me out? Could trade for free class! xx

I'm bringing my video camera so I'll film your act. However I don't think I qualify for a free class for two reasons:

1. I have no sense of rhythm.
2. My man-bosoms are too hairy to stick on tassels.

gwendoline · #3 (**permalink**) 07-12-2006, 04:00 AM

Well, Kittie gets it free anyway (!?) so I guess it's lushing you up with booze then eh! Can I do the world premiere of the Powder Puff Show as well? Also, I need John Dietrich to get round to taking some pics of me, everytime he sees me he muses over my bum but nothing every comes of it.i've lost the blighter's phone number. Any ideas? Also, oh oracle of everything, does anyone pay for fetish modelling anymore? I used to earn a lively living in LA being tied up in knots for websites at one point.xxx
ps do you realize what time it is? doesn't anyone sleep round here?

Miss Diamond Blush · #4 (**permalink**) 07-12-2006, 10:10 AM

when are you dancing at Volupte?

James · #5 (**permalink**) 07-12-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by gwendoline

Well, Kittie gets it free anyway (!?) so I guess it's lushing you up with booze then eh!

The performers get free booze! And I'm not a big drinker either! I only accept payment in VERY CUTE puppies like the ones below:

[img=left:5dfb57b41f]http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/community/userpix/2_pug0161f_1.jpg[/img:5dfb57b41f]

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Originally Posted by gwendoline

Can I do the world premiere of the Powder Puff Show as well?

Sounds good to me! Is the onus on the powder or the puffs?

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Originally Posted by gwendoline

Also, I need John Dietrich to get round to taking some pics of me, everytime he sees me he muses over my bum but nothing every comes of it.

John also muses over my arse too. John is a confirmed arse man and has the uncanny ability to turn any conversation into a buttock related chat. ie:

Person 1: The Queen Mother died aged 102.
John: I'll bet her arse looked great when she was lying in state. They probably buffed it up for the occasion.

etc.

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Originally Posted by gwendoline

i've lost the blighter's phone number. Any ideas?

I shall give it to you on Saturday at Volupte. And once I've given it to you, I shall then give you Johns number.

(Sorry, today I am mostly being bawdy in the style of Carry On Matron)

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Originally Posted by gwendoline

Also, oh oracle of everything, does anyone pay for fetish modelling anymore? I used to earn a lively living in LA being tied up in knots for websites at one point.xxx

Absolutely no money in it whatsoever. People tend to either shoot for photos or if they're lucky they are sometimes given free clothes - like stockings etc.

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ps do you realize what time it is? doesn't anyone sleep round here?

Aaaah sleep. I remember that. It's what I used to do in the womb!