i've gotten "fat bitch" , silence, "i don't get it" and a group of girls for some reson or another trying to stiar me down while i was on stage.(it obviously didn't work) . and a friend of mine had a problem when a guy put a 5 doller bill in her garter, the guy got draged out of the club befor she could kick his ass. i still find it funny. and i still get the occasional guy (sometimes girl) that will kiss my hand and say some sort of pick up line (trust me i've heard them all. lol).

-tabby

I think my favorite audience response is womenfolk covering their husbands eyes, and mouthing words of wide eyed disgust. Still.we aim to please!

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How about your best come-backs .? I am not a burlesquer but a performance storyteller . quite adult material sometimes, and an anagram of my full name is "I story a heckler" and also "lick a story here." The former I have used in clubs/pub venues on a couple of occassions and as I am 4' 11" I will often get comments about my height - however I always tell them that those comments go straight over my head! What ones have you guys used?