Burlesque beginner
Greetings one and all,
This is my first post and I would just like to introduce myself as a thoroughly modern gentleman, thoroughly dismayed by the spread of trousers being worn in a way which is frankly alarming. I have decided therefore to retreat into a world far more beautiful and elegant and look forward to meeting all of you.
By the way, I spent last night in Volupte and can heartily recommend it. Amazing food, beautiful decor, fabulous music, friendly staff. If I could move in I would.
Ever yours,
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