Thread: No Cause For Alarm!

Originally Posted by Dashwood

What's all this queueing in dreams?! If it's a dream you shouldn't need to queue!!!!!

I don't know perhaps its some kind of subliminal message?

Originally Posted by CrimbleFairy

I don't know perhaps its some kind of subliminal message?

Oh dear, I dread to think what last nights dream involving me doing a 24 carat gold poo with emerald sweetcorns in it says about me!
ops:

Originally Posted by James

Oh dear, I dread to think what last nights dream involving me doing a 24 carat gold poo with emerald sweetcorns in it says about me!
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Said in a voice of absolute total and 100% reliable authority on the matter..."This means, James, that you need to watch those purse-strings - you are being careless, dear boy - whether you are flushing your hard earned cash down the loo or p*ssing it up against the wall"

Either that, or it is the natural sequel to the dream you had about fair-trade gold croissants - there's only one way out once digested! Hmmmm, green emeralds - have you been erm, er, picking your nose and erm, snacking?

Originally Posted by kitten kapers

Said in a voice of absolute total and 100% reliable authority on the matter..."This means, James, that you need to watch those purse-strings - you are being careless, dear boy - whether you are flushing your hard earned cash down the loo or p*ssing it up against the wall"

That's what the festive season is all about! :lol: The legacy of baby Jeebus is that people all round the world thalt spendeth money they don't have on shiteth they doesn not needeth.

Originally Posted by kitten kapers

Either that, or it is the natural sequel to the dream you had about fair-trade gold croissants - there's only one way out once digested! Hmmmm, green emeralds - have you been erm, er, picking your nose and erm, snacking?

I live in London so my bogies are black due to all the pollution. I don't eat my bogies, but strangely enough, Jeebus has blessed me with a long tongue which I can actually stick into either nostril!

At this juncture, if Jebus wants to prove his messianic existance, he could perform a miracle and also bestow upon me the ability to breath through my ears!

Originally Posted by James

That's what the festive season is all about! :lol: The legacy of baby Jeebus is that people all round the world thalt spendeth money they don't have on shiteth they doesn not needeth.

Heavens above - you are surely a wise man!

Originally Posted by James

Jeebus has blessed me with a long tongue which I can actually stick into either nostril!

Now there's an image ...

The baby Jee (as he's known in these parts) saw fit to give me a tiny tongue, which I unwisely chose to stick out in a gesture of defiance at work the other day, resulting in me being teased about it's paltry length for the last week or so. Yet another body part for me to get a complex about ...

I think these sort of dreams mean that you arent fufilling a desire...

I always seem to dream about ballet. Forinstance, i drempt the other week that Kittie was scolding me for going en pointe wrong.....:warn: ops:
and then suddenly i was at the candy box thinking... HELL. Im in my warm up clothes.

either that or i dream that ppl are crying... Strange really...

I know its all christmassy... I want to spend money on things i dont need! hell. I want money. and. things i dont need ahaa!!

My alarm always goes off when I've been having a rude dream...curses!! ;0)

Twinkle Starr xx

Same here - just when it's getting interesting too ...

I call it unfair ^_^

I had a dream the other night that I was in my room at uni and had written all over my door in a drunken state, and was panicking that I would get in trouble. Then I woke up, relieved to see that I had only written my name and drawn a smily face...

THEN I woke up for real, in my bedroom at home where I am staying over christmas. If that made any sense?

And the same night I had a dream that one of the rooms at my old sixth form was a mixed-sex shower/changing room. Not entirely sure why you need a shower/changing room in the MAths block but there you go. There were windows at the top of the room that led to the path, so people kept looking in

I've been having a spate of weird dreams lately. There's more, like the one where I threw my mobile at a stranger's head, but I won't bore you with them now.

xox