Thread: Cut Off Yer Nuts!

Ohhhh, why can't I multiquote?! That's it, I give up, everyone will just have to guess what I'm on about!

Twinkle Starr xx

Originally Posted by Twinkle

the little nobby bit by your name keeps changing from green to blue!

Maybe it's got some lollypap on it!

James you are a twat, I am not supposed to talk about work, patient confidentiality and all that. So not naming anyone, or their masculine gender even, I went to a 999 call where a member of the Y chromosome had opened one of those tins of corned beef with the stupid key that you twist endlessly around the lid. the thing had snapped off part way through the operation and had sliced through his sorry, person's hand twix index finger and thumb, severing artery and tendon. It's a gift they have isn't it ladies?

Minus the severing of artery and tendon thats exactly what my hubby did a few years ago. Bled for ages silly boy. He's done plenty of sillyer things before and since though

Originally Posted by James

Maybe it's got some lollypap on it!

James. Are you trying to tell us that your nobby bit has poo on it!

Originally Posted by Twinkle

James. Are you trying to tell us that your nobby bit has poo on it!

I feel like the chap at a party that has just come through the door during the rude part of a conversation and heard it completly out of context.

M

Originally Posted by Twinkle

James. Are you trying to tell us that your nobby bit has poo on it!

Nope, but check out http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/b...ndolences.html - my friend has just been into hospital for something to do with this. He managed to have his first number two in three days this afternoon.

Apparently his new surgically-reconstructed starfish is like a pair of new shoes and needs a bit of breaking in so that the elasticity starts to work properly.

We do talk a lot of S#*t on here.

Poor bloodied james. I hate cuts could never fly in witches circles stepping on a glass recently i managed to faint and mouth barf in quick sucsession.

would anyone like a chocolate covered pretzel ?

Originally Posted by James

Nope, but check out http://www.ministryofburlesque.com/b...ndolences.html - my friend has just been into hospital for something to do with this. He managed to have his first number two in three days this afternoon.

Apparently his new surgically-reconstructed starfish is like a pair of new shoes and needs a bit of breaking in so that the elasticity starts to work properly.

Dear dear lord. I didn't think hemaroids (can't spell it so not even going to try) could have such dire consequences as to necessitate arse reconstruction!

Twinkle Starr xx

Originally Posted by Twinkle

Dear dear lord. I didn't think hemaroids (can't spell it so not even going to try) could have such dire consequences as to necessitate arse reconstruction!

Twinkle Starr xx

Apparently they make a sort of hangmans noose out of cheese-wire and then do what I presume should be called a 'Madass Insane'!