Ooooh! eeep eeep eeep!
Do you think it would be hideously evil if when my mum phones on sunday (which she will!

) I tell her that we're in the pub? (ie dont mention Hot Muffins and/or burlesque)
Its the complete truth(ish)....God, lying sucks and Im rubbish at it! But shes really not well at the moment...
Axx