Ha! Just caught this thread, and all I can say is a hearty well done, really! I'm pretty darn jealous, has to be said, for I cannot achieve such grace and glory with my ample, broad, yet flat as hell chest. Perhaps if I could find a glass made of velcro that would attach to my chest hair...Hmm...
That said, i did encounter a girl in a bar a few weeks back, trying to forcibly insert a JD and coke into my breast pocket...it began to put fear in me...

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