Oh surely someone does, but you wouldn't be able to move for the huge amounts of scarcasm in the room.

(I secretly like that song a lot, but mainly because it also refers to wanting 'a freak like me' as if the word freak is a positive which I believe it is, and I know they aren't using the same dictionary definition of freak as I do, but hey.....and I organised an event once where the winner of Strictly Dance Fever freestyled to it and blew me and the rest of the audience away)

I'd rather see a plus sized version of the Pussy Cat Dolls like a 'burlesque'/cabaret version of the Russian Big Ballet Company or what was the name of the plus sized tap dancing troupe that was always on variety shows in the 80s.....can't remember...