The culprit has been identified. It is none other than the lady who lives opposite me! She came up to me and told me she thought I was this and that...blah blah. That I was evil. So I smiled and said (ashamedly) Well I'm going to take my evil self off to kill some kittens to pass the time and leave you to fester in your juices of lies.
But aha! Miss Khandie Khisses felt awful so trottered off to WHSmiths where she purchased four packs of hear shaped post-it notes. She then proceeded to write I love You on everyone before covering said culprits door in them.
I mean how am I evil??? I wasn't there!!! I was bopping along at Latitude! Plus I mowed her lawn when she was pregnant!!!
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