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Originally Posted by December Charm
Apparantly, sheep can't be pushed off a cliff. They push back rather than go over the edge.
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Practitioners of illegal sheep love say that this is the best way to make love to their woolly friends as they say that the sheep pushing back makes for a much more enjoyable experience than if they're trying to escape like normal.
Apparently they also say that you should ALWAYS wear a pair of wellies so you can put the sheeps back legs into them to further minimise and form of escape and maximise any form of illegal pleasure.
I've heard of men keeping their socks on during sex, but if I was a sheep, I would demand that the wellingtons were taken off as a mark of respect.