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Originally Posted by Dashwood
I think I am going to have to look VEERRRRY carefully at my contract!
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Don't worry Dashy, you will only be required to sign it in blood because... erm... um... we have no pens in the stationary cupboard.
Also, please ignore the section of the contract which talks about how Castlist Ltd now own your internal organs and have a right to harvest them to sell on the black market to the highest bidder. It's just a formality and this kind of stuff appears on all employment contracts all the time.
I know that you and Lady Dashwood are trying for a baby, so obviously we will rent one of your testes back to you (probably the left one) at a favourable market rate as long as Castlist Ltd receive a 50% equity stake to your first born son and a 30% stake in all junior Dashwoods thereafter.