Awww Lucille! That's so lovely.
I can't believe I'm leaving, I have loved living here.
I'm glad that the Dr. Sketchy Party is happening when it is because it means I'll get to see everyone before I go. Most of the performers in that room will have been present when I started burlesquing and some have been pivotal at significant moments in my burlesque adventures. I can think of no better way to say goodbye to Scotland.

I dare say I'll be back before long. If not to settle then at least to perform.

And Carrie - not content with being the female Larry Flynt now looks set to become the female Irving Klaw as well. I'll see you loads in Birmingham. I won't miss a Candy Box. Whether or not I perform. And there's always Burlescapades! to consider. God bless Lily White.

I love Scotland too much to be away for too long.