Reminds of the time, last summer, when I was in the hairdressers. A salesman came in, he was well fit, he looked all exec in his pinstripe suit, certainly turned our heads. Just as he got past the threashold, he stumbled and fell headlong into the salon, unable to keep his balance, he went spreadeagle on the floor. Did anybody rush to help? Yeah right, everyone was too busy clicking it on their camera phones. So if you ever see a suited guy, covered in dust and hair, on the net.............poor bastard.

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